Dialogue Between 2 Aliens - I

Randomed by Rituraj / at 8:06 PM / /

Alien A: Sup man?
Alien B: Howz it goin?
A: Hehe...this way of speaking by the earthlings kicks ass. There are just so many meaningless useless words yet they add so much attitude to what is spoken.
B: Totally dude. These earthlings keep adding some words to every sentence. I swear I heard the word fuck like what, a zillion times just from this one area of concentrated inhabitants.
A: It's what they call cities. It seems that all prefer swarming to these little areas for living. Check that out. The levels of toxic gases are the highest in these areas yet these people prefer living there.
B: You fool, even we had the same problem millions of years ago. But we managed to get rid of it. Talk about ignorance...you suck!'
A: Hey dont give me that earthling lingo. Anyways, I made an interesting observation earlier. Check this man out here living in a large white structure.
B: You mean the one surrounded by dozens of more earthlings clad in black?
A: Yes. I wonder why those other earthlings keep following him. Anyways, now take a look at this man here living in this tunnel underground.
B: You mean the one with that long beard on his face?
A: Yes, exactly. Interestingly this one is also surrounded by dozens of earthlings who keep following him everywhere. It seems the structure he lives in has almost the same facilities as the one living in that white house.
B: Not just that. Both these men keep dictating stuff to other earthling. Moreover they both seem to stand on an elevated platform often and keep telling other earthlings something.
A: Yes and they are obeyed by those who listen. They are so similar. I thought they must be pretty good friends.
B: They aren't?
A: No! In fact this guy in the white house seems to be after this other earthling's life.
B: Ah! So they are rivals! That explains it. They must be competing for the same job then.
A: That cannot be the reason for someone to be after someone's life! They are so similar to each other. It seems both of them command a group earthlings who can kill others within an instant with some fast traveling projectiles.
B: What? Why would someone let something that can take life so easily to exist on their planet?
A: Forget about letting it exist. These fools manufacture these things! Anyways, like i said earlier, both of them have some earthlings at their disposal. And I saw these earthlings from both these sides killing other earthlings. Some were belonged to these groups of killers but some seemed harmless.
B: You have got me completely baffled. These guys do the exact same things! Yet the poeple seem to hate one and love the other!